Episode 1 - I hate this fucking twist

[Sagar]

I hate Dylan this fucking twist
Episode name self-explanatory
More to come later ~~~~~~~~~

[Sagar]

It's so nerve wracking to know that you're in pretty much the ideal position in this game but that could all go to shit if the wrong people play their idol.

[Sagar]

I don't really hate Dylan, I guess. I'm just quick to hop on the hate train when people start getting all up in my space during the immunity challenge. I'm in an F3 with him and Hash now, so that's a thing.

Sagar D 3:16 pm
lmaooo

Maddie RealWorld 3:16 pm
They are not in this one!

x Perfect Hash x 3:16 pm
lmfao

Sagar D 3:16 pm
i'm sorry!! i should have specified
that was a tribe chat

x Perfect Hash x 3:16 pm
We messed that one up a bit
We might want to talk that up a bit to hide it somewhat

Maddie RealWorld 3:17 pm
Lmao yes

Sagar D 3:17 pm
frankly i don't think they will see it

Maddie RealWorld 3:17 pm
my baddddd

Sagar D 3:17 pm
if they weren't online when it happened
blast chats are weird like that

x Perfect Hash x 3:17 pm
Oh reall
really*

Sagar D 3:17 pm
well i'm thinking this is a solid 3 right here

Maddie RealWorld 3:18 pm
agree

x Perfect Hash x 3:18 pm
I couldn't agree more

Maddie RealWorld 3:18 pm
i cannot add chris brown
but we three have been online the most

x Perfect Hash x 3:18 pm
Yeah

Maddie RealWorld 3:18 pm
followed by chris or sam

Sagar D 3:18 pm
exactly

Maddie RealWorld 3:18 pm
from what I've noticed

x Perfect Hash x 3:18 pm
Yup I couldn't agree more

Maddie RealWorld 3:19 pm
so, in the hopefully unlikely scenario we lose
i think Kim should go? Renee was at least on a little?
i mean this situation could change
depending on who comes and helps us now
but at current, I think Kim should be axed

x Perfect Hash x 3:20 pm
Yeah I agree
At least Renee tried

Maddie RealWorld 3:20 pm
So we should do like a 4-2-2 vote? 4-3-1 vote depending if the girls are together or not?

Sagar D 3:21 pm
oh god this will get confusing

Maddie RealWorld 3:21 pm
yeah :/
damn idols

x Perfect Hash x 3:21 pm
They probably know they'd be the ones in trouble

Maddie RealWorld 3:21 pm
exactly
so the vote will be either 4-2-2 or 4-3-1
depending on Renee

Sagar D 3:22 pm
honestly as long as we tell the person who we are voting out to vote the other person

x Perfect Hash x 3:22 pm
Yeah

Sagar D 3:22 pm
she should think she's safe
and not use the idol

Maddie RealWorld 3:22 pm
yeah

x Perfect Hash x 3:22 pm
That's true

Maddie RealWorld 3:22 pm
except
if they talk to one another

x Perfect Hash x 3:22 pm
That's the thing
Women will always talk

Maddie RealWorld 3:22 pm
tell renee its kim
tell kim its renee

x Perfect Hash x 3:22 pm
I say we just assume they'll vote together

Maddie RealWorld 3:22 pm
booom
problem
but that's why we put 4-2-2
so even if it ties
we revote someone out

x Perfect Hash x 3:23 pm
Yup

Maddie RealWorld 3:23 pm
4 Kim - 2 Renee
2 whomever they decide

x Perfect Hash x 3:23 pm
How does that sound to you Sagar?

Sagar D 3:23 pm
sounds perfect

Maddie RealWorld 3:23 pm
lol
but I'm totally expecting us to win
we just need them to be online

Sagar D 3:24 pm
what if they both play their idols though
then the person who they vote is out?
lmfao
that would be so ridiculous

Maddie RealWorld 3:24 pm
yeah :/
it would SUCK

x Perfect Hash x 3:24 pm
Then we're in big trouble

Maddie RealWorld 3:24 pm
we can't do 2-2-2-2
cuz then the third person would feel on the otus
outs*

x Perfect Hash x 3:25 pm
I think I would be their vote

Maddie RealWorld 3:25 pm
why?
I haven't spoken to either of them

x Perfect Hash x 3:25 pm
Because I sent them both some private messages about the challenge and I dumbed it down a bit for them and they might get offended

Sagar D 3:25 pm
well we should still try communicating with them, no? like i'm sure if they got on soon we could at least schmooze them a little into thinking they're both safe

x Perfect Hash x 3:25 pm
Yeah I agree

Maddie RealWorld 3:25 pm
hopefully!
maybe one will even self vote
so that would be nice

x Perfect Hash x 3:25 pm
Don't jump right into voting with them

Sagar D 3:25 pm
if we don't talk to either at all, they'll both use the idol

x Perfect Hash x 3:26 pm
We'll feel them out

Sagar D 3:26 pm
right

x Perfect Hash x 3:26 pm
I think we got this challenge but you never know
Expect the best but prepare for the worst, that's how the saying goes right?

Maddie RealWorld 3:27 pm
i think so

Sagar D 3:28 pm
absolutely
wow the first vote is already this nerve wracking

Maddie RealWorld 3:28 pm
lmao

Sagar D 3:28 pm
imagine the rest of the game when you don't even know who has an idol

x Perfect Hash x 3:28 pm
Yup that's going to be the worst dude

Maddie RealWorld 3:28 pm
well you just assume the person you are does, or they have a friend that does

Maddie RealWorld 3:31 pm
someone might have to become a MASTER MANIPULATOR

[Sagar]

I also solidified my F2 with Hash, whom I love. Like forreal he's the nicest guy ever and I already trust him 100% (oops that might come back to bite me).

x Perfect Hash x 3:19 pm
Just so you know, I don't have a problem working with Dylan and Chris at all but I solidified my alliance with you before any of this and that's where my loyalty will be for this game

Sagar D 3:19 pm
us two till the end
i'm so down

x Perfect Hash x 3:19 pm
I agree completely
And the reason I was so successful on Tengaged was because I was loyal to sandizzle and I want to be that tight with you in this game

Sagar D 3:20 pm
yeah i remember how tight that whole group was
the midnight society right?
haha

x Perfect Hash x 3:20 pm
Yeah before sandizzle fucked it all up

Sagar D 3:20 pm
LOL
by getting permed?
or what

x Perfect Hash x 3:20 pm
He started adding people we all hated

Sagar D 3:21 pm
ah

x Perfect Hash x 3:28 pm
And I know you were very good to Masta

Sagar D 3:28 pm
oh goooood
looool
those were the old days
we're still very close, but we don't play together anymore

x Perfect Hash x 3:29 pm
Yeah
Sandy and I had a bit of a falling out

[Sagar]

^You should deal with that, Sandy

[Sagar]

Also this is for Tucker

[Sagar]

First Impressions

Hash - Absolutely love him, he's like sickeningly nice. We talked a bit about programming and the old days on Tengaged but we already have a good rapport going and I think he'll be loyal to me.

Sam - A familiar face. Never talked to him before but he played in Survivor Chronicles 4 where I was a viewer (I played in Chronicles 2 and 3, finished 7th and 2nd respectively). I kind of gave him shit in the VL about being a bitch and voting for someone in the F2 who treated him like shit the whole game. If he's anything like me and obsessed over the viewers' comments after the game, he probably saw that. Let's hope he doesn't remember
We talked about our mutual love of RuPaul's Drag Race and that's pretty much it. I want to work with him because I'd rather him be with me than against me.

J.E.B. aka Jason Ellis Boner or Bastard or Baxter or something along those lines - Kind of meh. He's a nice guy but he's not on often and I've spoken to him very minimally.

Chris Brown - I want to just straight up ask him if that's his real name but our relationship isn't ready for that yet. He seems like a nice guy. He might be our 4th in the little me/Hash/Dylan alliance. We'll see.

Dylan - He's a player for sure, gotta keep my eye out for him. He was the one who made the f3 chat with me and Hash and he was sort of pushy about it, which concerns me that he's trying to align with everyone but we'll see. He's okay so far. I'm always a bit peeved by people who have hideously bright colors in huge Comic Sans as their AIM font but I guess I'll have to deal. Also he's asking me to think of a name for the alliance. I feel like that's a shitty Big Brother thing, do not taint this beautiful game with tackiness baby. We are not Chill pack or whatever the fuck


Renee - We literally spoke like 5 lines to each other on skype and now she's not responding. whatever bitch you're getting 20th or whatever last place is. use that idol girl

Kim - Only person I haven't spoken to. Still my favorite person on this tribe. Hash/Dylan want her out

[Sagar]

[9:14:53 PM] Kim Thompson: OHHH MAN, he went to the end with tina wesson...he is awesome and has had a tough cancer battle on his hands recently
[9:15:15 PM] Sagar: i think you're confusing him with colby?
[9:15:23 PM] Sagar: but yeah ethan has cancer
[9:15:26 PM] Sagar: it's really unfortunate
[9:15:51 PM] Sagar: he came to my school once to promote this grassroots soccer thing he was doing for africa, he was amazing
[9:15:59 PM] Kim Thompson: No..ethan was on the season with tina.


....I am about to C U T a bitch

[Sagar]

[9:16:56 PM] Sagar: i think they might have been on all stars haha
[9:17:02 PM] Sagar: but tina was definitely the winner of australia
[9:17:05 PM] Sagar: and ethan won africa
[9:17:24 PM] Kim Thompson: aaaaaaaaaaah. please also remember that i am 42. LOOOL
[9:17:30 PM] Sagar: LOL no don't worry about it
[9:17:34 PM] Sagar: brain fart, happens to all of us
[9:17:44 PM] Kim Thompson: all the time? just you wait
[9:17:48 PM] Kim Thompson: haha
[9:18:02 PM] Sagar: oh please
[9:18:09 PM] Sagar: you look gorgeous for 42!

Never mind, I am about to get my m a c k on.

[Sagar]

She added me on FB! I am so in!

Anyway, I will now properly introduce myself and what I intend to do in this game because this episode will be over before you know it and you know I am going to all but whore myself out to the viewers for that confessional score of 10. It's time to do work.

My name is Sagar, I'm 18 years old from New York, but I go to college in Massachusetts. I started playing these soul-eaters last summer when I saw Aaron (I'm sure many of you know him, he is the love of my life) post an ad for Survivor Chronicles 2 on the Survivor subreddit. And the rest is history! I got 7th in Chronicles 2 but it was an amazing experience, so I beg beg begged Aaron to put me in Chronicles 3...BUT I also played in sneaky and used the old Tengaged trick of joining with a premade alliance!



I regret it deeply. It was a miserable experience and I had to throw my ORG friends from Chronicles 2 under the bus to basically stay loyal to these two cunts from Tengaged (Sandy might know them as sarahnva and heatherbear), and I ended up getting 2nd to one of them. Also I played in Offensive 11 at the same time I was in Chronicles 2 because I was just so fucking excited about Chronicles 2 that I didn't realize how hard it would be to play two games at once. And then during the round in Chronicles 2 when I was leaving, I spent so much time trying to save my own ass that I completely neglected to talk to anybody in Offensive 11 (that was the merge round, too), and lo and behold, I was voted out of both games on the same day!



I was also given "the Bond Villain" as my name in lights in Chronicles 3, but I won't be doing anything villainous this game, right?

[Sagar]

Strategy wise...hmm I was kind of a CP goddess in Chronicles 2 with a flawless premerge game but I crashed and burned after the merge because of stupid bitches. CPN in Chronicles 3. I don't think I have a complex personality. I can sum up my personality in five words: modest, amazing, beautiful, genius, and humble.

My strategy will basically be to run everything until I crash and burn. I won't be a meek bitch like I was in Chronicles 2 but I won't be an overtly OTT assfuck I was in Chronicles 3. Hopefully I can find that sweet spot in the middle that I haven't found yet. And thankfully, this is a brand spankin' new cast of people to try my hand at. Wish me luck!

[Sagar]

survivoroffensive6.yuku.com/

UH OH we've got a bit of a familiar face here...note to self: watch out for Dave!
I should go do some more homework on these people, I'm sure there are quite a few others that might have connections with each other...