Episode 3 - holy fuck i suck at this

[Sagar]

I'm in trouble.

[Sagar]

Remember when I called Renee and Kim "fucking retards." And then I edited it out because I thought that was rude and they weren't really so nasty?

Well no they're not retards
but they are:
1) Hags
2) Cunts
3) Fuck you both seriously, I hate you
4) pieces of shit

[Sagar]

The line has been drawn, at least in my opinion. Me, Hash, Chris, Dylan vs. Renee, Kim, Jeb. And no I'm not fucking capitalizing all of the letters in Jeb like everyone else does because that's fucking retarded and he's fucking retarded and I fucking hate everything

[Sagar]

Hash owes his life to me, I think. At least he thinks so.

I will update more on what actually went down last round later. I need to actually watch the last episode of Survivor. And Homeland. And The Office. And Parks and Rec. And RuPaul's Drag Race. Oh and maybe write that paper but that's not really important right now.

I will leave you all with some choice GIFs of my favorite two people on the planet (after my mother, Barack Obama, and Britney Spears) from my favorite show on the planet

[Sagar]

This is a great fucking read by the way:

Maddie RealWorld (1:14:47 AM): i don't like you
Sagar D (1:14:55 AM): uh
Sagar D (1:14:58 AM): why don't you just ask hash
Sagar D (1:15:02 AM): who i let view my computer
Sagar D (1:15:04 AM): via teamviewer
Sagar D (1:15:04 AM): lol
Sagar D (1:15:09 AM): kinda shitty that i had to do that
Sagar D (1:15:11 AM): but whatever
Maddie RealWorld (1:15:13 AM): yeah you voted Kim
Maddie RealWorld (1:15:21 AM): but you still knew I was going home
Sagar D (1:15:30 AM): i knew literally 10 minutes before
Sagar D (1:15:33 AM): not much i could do about it
Maddie RealWorld (1:15:38 AM): yeah there was
Sagar D (1:15:43 AM): how about the person who actually voted for you?
Sagar D (1:15:44 AM): jeb?
Sagar D (1:15:45 AM): do you like him?
Maddie RealWorld (1:15:50 AM): he didn't vote me
Maddie RealWorld (1:15:53 AM): I have his vote
Sagar D (1:16:02 AM): what the fake FB screenshot?
Sagar D (1:16:23 AM): also what could i have done?
Sagar D (1:16:26 AM): 10 minutes before/
Maddie RealWorld (1:16:57 AM): umm 10 minutes before
Maddie RealWorld (1:17:02 AM): YOU CAN TELL YOUR F3
Maddie RealWorld (1:17:11 AM): remember when Hash commented
Maddie RealWorld (1:17:14 AM): 10 minutes left
Sagar D (1:17:18 AM): yeah i know.
Sagar D (1:17:24 AM): that was my mistake, i can own up to that
Sagar D (1:17:29 AM): but i didn't backstab anyone
Sagar D (1:17:36 AM): i really thought kim wouldn't be playing her idol
Sagar D (1:17:41 AM): and that's what renee said too
Sagar D (1:17:43 AM): she just duped me
Maddie RealWorld (1:19:10 AM): idk
Maddie RealWorld (1:19:15 AM): i still feel cheated
Sagar D (1:19:23 AM): how do you know for sure that jeb didn't vote you
Sagar D (1:19:29 AM): that's what i don't get
Maddie RealWorld (1:19:43 AM): because I saw his vote
Sagar D (1:19:53 AM): what do you mean you "saw" it
Sagar D (1:19:55 AM): on teamviewer?
Maddie RealWorld (1:20:14 AM): idk what teamviewer is
Maddie RealWorld (1:20:20 AM): but you seriously had 10 minutes to save me
Maddie RealWorld (1:20:23 AM): even on the chance
Maddie RealWorld (1:20:28 AM): one of us was going home
Maddie RealWorld (1:20:33 AM): i could have used my idol
Sagar D (1:20:45 AM): you can't play your idol when you already voted...
Maddie RealWorld (1:20:53 AM): i could delete the vote
Sagar D (1:20:56 AM): dude
Maddie RealWorld (1:20:58 AM): and repost a new vote
Sagar D (1:21:00 AM): did you not read the rules
Maddie RealWorld (1:21:01 AM): with the idol
Sagar D (1:21:05 AM): sandy would know
Maddie RealWorld (1:21:12 AM): not if I change the vote
Maddie RealWorld (1:21:16 AM): you can change your vote
Maddie RealWorld (1:21:19 AM): before the deadline
Sagar D (1:21:22 AM): no you fucking can't
Sagar D (1:21:24 AM): that's like rule #1
Sagar D (1:21:25 AM): holy fuck
Sagar D (1:21:28 AM): read the rules
Maddie RealWorld (1:21:31 AM): holy fuck
Maddie RealWorld (1:21:33 AM): you still
Maddie RealWorld (1:21:36 AM): cheated your alliance
Sagar D (1:21:44 AM): by not telling you? fine
Sagar D (1:21:46 AM): but that's all i did
Sagar D (1:21:50 AM): it wouldn't have made a fucking difference
Sagar D (1:21:51 AM): and you know that
Sagar D (1:21:55 AM): don't be difficult
Maddie RealWorld (1:22:48 AM): whatever, you still could have had the DECENCY
Maddie RealWorld (1:22:51 AM): of telling the truth
Maddie RealWorld (1:22:54 AM): and telling me
Maddie RealWorld (1:23:00 AM): like a HUMAN BEING
Sagar D (1:23:06 AM): if that's your issue with me, then fine, i accept that
Sagar D (1:23:11 AM): and i can only say i'm sorry
Sagar D (1:23:13 AM): i can't do anything else
Sagar D (1:23:20 AM): i should have told you
Sagar D (1:23:25 AM): i still don't see how that's cheating my alliance
Sagar D (1:23:29 AM): but whatever
Maddie RealWorld (1:23:47 AM): not telling all the information you know, is cheating your alliance
Maddie RealWorld (1:23:54 AM): all I can say is good luck
Sagar D (1:24:13 AM): what does that even mean? i don't even know why you're still messaging jeb, me or hash
Sagar D (1:24:17 AM): that's totally how survivor works
Sagar D (1:24:24 AM): not like you read the rules anyway, clearly
Sagar D (1:25:08 AM): nce you post your vote in your confessional you cannot change it. Do not post it unless you are certain. Hosts are logging in and out daily - we see everything. Attempts in deleting an already posted vote will result in a super big penalty! Try us.
Maddie RealWorld (1:25:15 AM): yeah i read it
Maddie RealWorld (1:25:18 AM): good job
Maddie RealWorld (1:25:26 AM): all the other games I play in
Maddie RealWorld (1:25:31 AM): you can change it until the deadline
Sagar D (1:25:47 AM): jesus, you don't think i would have told you if the rules were different
Maddie RealWorld (1:25:56 AM): no i dont
Maddie RealWorld (1:26:03 AM): i;m just getting the truth from you now
Sagar D (1:26:06 AM): no, you're just being salty now
Sagar D (1:26:09 AM): you know i would have
Sagar D (1:26:12 AM): you know that
Maddie RealWorld (1:26:13 AM): when I have evidence to prove you wrong
Maddie RealWorld (1:26:19 AM): you didn;t tell me the truth earlier
Sagar D (1:26:32 AM): prove what wrong?
Sagar D (1:26:40 AM): that i voted for kim?
Maddie RealWorld (1:26:51 AM): prove that you knew something else
Sagar D (1:26:55 AM): well yeah
Sagar D (1:27:03 AM): i think we've established this
Maddie RealWorld (1:27:17 AM): then why are you giving me attitude
Maddie RealWorld (1:27:19 AM): about trying'
Maddie RealWorld (1:27:28 AM): to figure out why I'm gone
Sagar D (1:27:34 AM): because i don't think you should be trusting jeb
Sagar D (1:27:36 AM): that's all
Maddie RealWorld (1:27:44 AM): so far
Sagar D (1:27:46 AM): i don't see how you can just trust him based on a screenshot
Sagar D (1:27:49 AM): but whatever
Maddie RealWorld (1:27:52 AM): JEB has shown me everything that is true
Maddie RealWorld (1:28:05 AM): he's also given me convos
Sagar D (1:28:09 AM): yes i know
Sagar D (1:28:13 AM): where did he get the convos from though?
Maddie RealWorld (1:28:13 AM): which is why I knew yhou knew before hand
Sagar D (1:28:22 AM): WHO did he get the convos from
Maddie RealWorld (1:28:23 AM): obvi renee
Sagar D (1:28:23 AM): think about it
Sagar D (1:28:27 AM): yes
Sagar D (1:28:29 AM): and why the fuck
Sagar D (1:28:30 AM): would renee
Sagar D (1:28:31 AM): give him
Sagar D (1:28:33 AM): those convos
Maddie RealWorld (1:28:37 AM): why the fuck
Maddie RealWorld (1:28:38 AM): would
Sagar D (1:28:40 AM): unless they were working together
Maddie RealWorld (1:28:41 AM): you not tell me
Sagar D (1:28:44 AM): oh fucking god
Sagar D (1:28:51 AM): i said i was sorry about that
Maddie RealWorld (1:28:51 AM): it works two ways
Sagar D (1:29:04 AM): this is two fucking different things we're arguing
Maddie RealWorld (1:29:07 AM): all i'm sayiing
Maddie RealWorld (1:29:15 AM): is that JEB has given me nothing but truth
Sagar D (1:29:23 AM): that's fine if that's what you want to believe
Maddie RealWorld (1:29:23 AM): and you've just now confessed
Sagar D (1:29:32 AM): lmao
Sagar D (1:29:33 AM): okay
Sagar D (1:29:36 AM): confessed to what
Sagar D (1:29:41 AM): not being a decent human
Sagar D (1:29:43 AM): okay bud
Maddie RealWorld (1:29:44 AM): that you knew before hand
Maddie RealWorld (1:29:49 AM): yes you;re sorry
Maddie RealWorld (1:29:58 AM): but you still could have said, he I talked to Renee
Maddie RealWorld (1:30:06 AM): and this is what;s happening
Sagar D (1:30:10 AM): yes i know
Sagar D (1:30:12 AM): and like i said
Sagar D (1:30:13 AM): i am sorry for that
Sagar D (1:30:20 AM): i don't know
Sagar D (1:30:21 AM): what else
Sagar D (1:30:22 AM): you want me to say
Maddie RealWorld (1:30:31 AM): I;m just disappointed
Sagar D (1:30:38 AM): i'm sorry that you are
Sagar D (1:30:48 AM): i don't think that warrants you saying "i don't like you"
Sagar D (1:30:50 AM): but whatever
Maddie RealWorld (1:31:12 AM): well that was when I still thought you were trying to cover your ass up
Sagar D (1:31:22 AM): i never tried to cover anything
Sagar D (1:31:38 AM): i took the easy way out by not telling you about it beforehand because i didn't want the hassle of having to explain to you what i did
Sagar D (1:31:42 AM): and i shouldn't have done that
Sagar D (1:31:45 AM): end of story
Maddie RealWorld (1:32:00 AM): yeah, you told renee to play her idol
Maddie RealWorld (1:32:06 AM): so you could get rid of Kim
Maddie RealWorld (1:32:14 AM): which is where the Fuck up happened
Sagar D (1:32:18 AM): no, not really
Sagar D (1:32:21 AM): did you not see the whole chat?
Sagar D (1:32:37 AM): kim/renee used their idols and voted you long before i talked toher
Sagar D (1:32:38 AM): lmfao
Sagar D (1:32:52 AM): and how could they have known to use their idols? jeb.
Sagar D (1:32:55 AM): that's all i'm saying
Sagar D (1:32:57 AM): but whatever
Maddie RealWorld (1:33:22 AM): From Renee's convo, i see Sagar suggested for me to play the iodl
Maddie RealWorld (1:33:24 AM): idol*
Sagar D (1:33:31 AM): wait
Sagar D (1:33:35 AM): who is that convo with?
Sagar D (1:33:37 AM): jeb or kim?
Sagar D (1:33:49 AM): and yes, i did suggest that to her, i wasn't denying that
Sagar D (1:33:55 AM): but i'm just saying, that's not where the fuck up happened
Maddie RealWorld (1:34:01 AM): yes it is
Sagar D (1:34:03 AM): because she was blowing smoke up my ass the whole time
Sagar D (1:34:05 AM): she had already played it
Sagar D (1:34:15 AM): she told me that after the fact dude
Sagar D (1:34:46 AM): [11/15/2012 11:00:43 PM] Renee Morrissey: Ok, good to know. :-)
[11/15/2012 11:01:09 PM] Renee Morrissey: It'll be fine. Kim played her idol too.
[11/15/2012 11:01:21 PM] Sagar: LOL oh jeez
[11/15/2012 11:01:27 PM] Sagar: so then i think it'll be a 1-1 tie
[11/15/2012 11:01:32 PM] Renee Morrissey: Dylan is going home.
[11/15/2012 11:01:36 PM] Sagar: what??
[11/15/2012 11:01:54 PM] Renee Morrissey: Kim and I voted Dylan.
[11/15/2012 11:02:14 PM] Sagar: oh my god
[11/15/2012 11:02:18 PM] Sagar: LOL jesus
[11/15/2012 11:02:36 PM] Sagar: you put so much pressure on me to tell you that i wasn't bullshitting you
[11/15/2012 11:02:47 PM] Sagar: and i laid it all out there
[11/15/2012 11:02:50 PM] Sagar: and you were lying to me!! ahhh
Maddie RealWorld (1:34:49 AM): then why would she lie to the recipient of the message
Maddie RealWorld (1:35:39 AM): i still think you telling Renee how the votes went down
Maddie RealWorld (1:35:44 AM): was horrible game play
Maddie RealWorld (1:35:53 AM): if she didn't know HOW we were splitting the votes
Maddie RealWorld (1:36:02 AM): the outcome may have been different
Maddie RealWorld (1:36:12 AM): since this is your first time or whatever
Sagar D (1:36:14 AM): no, not really, because like i said about 5 times before, they had already done that
Sagar D (1:36:17 AM): oh no sir
Maddie RealWorld (1:36:17 AM): keep your information
Sagar D (1:36:19 AM): do not patronize me
Sagar D (1:36:24 AM): loool
Maddie RealWorld (1:36:28 AM): information is the only thing you have
Sagar D (1:36:35 AM): okay thanks
Maddie RealWorld (1:36:40 AM): answer me this
Maddie RealWorld (1:36:52 AM): did Renee know how the votes were going to go?
Maddie RealWorld (1:36:55 AM): before you told her
Maddie RealWorld (1:36:59 AM): in the manner of
Sagar D (1:37:03 AM): no
Sagar D (1:37:04 AM): you are right
Maddie RealWorld (1:37:05 AM): 4-2-X-X
Sagar D (1:37:10 AM): you are right
Maddie RealWorld (1:37:11 AM): exactly
Sagar D (1:37:13 AM): yes
Maddie RealWorld (1:37:18 AM): wahtever
Maddie RealWorld (1:37:23 AM): your stuck up harvard ass
Sagar D (1:37:29 AM): lmao
Sagar D (1:37:30 AM): ok
Sagar D (1:37:38 AM): nice slice of ad hominem
Sagar D (1:37:42 AM): but alright, i'll take it
Maddie RealWorld (1:37:45 AM): why thank you
Sagar D (1:37:47 AM): i never said one thing that was fucking stuck up
Maddie RealWorld (1:37:52 AM): OH MY GOD
Maddie RealWorld (1:37:55 AM): yes you have
Sagar D (1:37:57 AM): like what
Maddie RealWorld (1:38:04 AM): you've been so holier than though this whole conversation
Sagar D (1:38:11 AM): yeah THIS conversation
Sagar D (1:38:15 AM): because you're being frustrating
Sagar D (1:38:22 AM): obviously i'm fucking mad
Sagar D (1:38:27 AM): it's not stuck up
Maddie RealWorld (1:38:29 AM): obvi i'm MORE mad
Sagar D (1:38:30 AM): it's just frustration
Maddie RealWorld (1:38:41 AM): you're still in the game
Sagar D (1:38:46 AM): clearly not for long
Sagar D (1:38:48 AM): it's whatever
Maddie RealWorld (1:39:30 AM): mmmmk well I work at 5 AM
Maddie RealWorld (1:39:34 AM): so good night
Sagar D (1:39:39 AM): night

[Sagar]

Please someone fucking tell me that HE was being the ridiculous one in that convo? Anyone? Yes I'm fucking stuck up, but NOT when I talk to other people LOL i'm not a fucking idiot

[Sagar]

Wow, I haven't posted something in here in over 24 hours. Oops. Been a little busy. Also this challenge is ridiculous, I hate endurance type challenges. And I'll probably be up until like 6 am doing this shit with Hash even though I need to wake up at 11:00 am or so tomorrow to catch a bus back to NY. I'm going home bitches, so excited

[Sagar]

Got quite a bit to update y'all on, and you know I'll get around to it, just not at the moment. It's funny, this challenge literally requires me to get all of my stuff done (e.g. packing, masturbating, confessional writing) in packets of 10 minutes, because I have to get myself prepared to post in the IC thread every 10 minutes. ugh, it's annoying

[Sagar]

But the main summary is that the one thing I want most in the world (besides a Hillary Clinton/Andrew Cuomo 2016 ticket) is to get Jeb the fuck out of this game, the little ratshit

[Sagar]

Major update coming soon, I don't want to start slacking here! Unfortunately I blossomed early, and now there's no way to get more iS points than I did last round, but I will try to keep myself incentivized!

There's just a lot of things that went down and I want to cover it all without forgetting bits and pieces. Also I'm home now for the next week so I might not be as active as I was when I was at college (this might be counterintuitive, but basically, I avoid doing work so much that I put that much more time into this). But now that I'm home, I am going to try (keyword: try) to not spend the entire week in front of a computer, and actually spend time with my family.

But yeah, that's not to say I'm going to be a UTR bitch, because y'all know that ain't me

[Renee]

Nov 16, 2012 0:08:41 GMT -5 Sagar said:

Remember when I called Renee and Kim "fucking retards." And then I edited it out because I thought that was rude and they weren't really so nasty?

Well no they're not retards
but they are:
1) Hags
2) Cunts
3) Fuck you both seriously, I hate you
4) pieces of shit

Ouch! A bit strong don't you think?

[Sagar]

LMFAO OH MY GOD I DON'T EVEN REMEMBER WRITING THAT i am sooooorry renee