episode five - "class, sass, with a little ass"

[Sam]

[7:14:22 PM] chris brown: i have class & sass <3
[7:14:29 PM] Sam Burkett: what about ass?
[7:14:35 PM] chris brown: yep yep, that too.
[7:14:43 PM] Sam Burkett: hahaha
[7:15:07 PM] chris brown: "class, sass, with a little bit of ass" ... the story of my life.
[7:15:17 PM] chris brown: no one has been able to handle me.
[7:16:34 PM] Adrian John Dias: i think you would love cape town
[7:16:55 PM] chris brown: i'm buying a tix ASAP
[7:16:59 PM] Adrian John Dias: there is a very big gay scene there and it is all party all of the time
[7:17:16 PM] chris brown: i need a good, non-american man that will appreciate ALL OF DIS.
[7:17:33 PM] Sam Burkett: I heard Tucker is available
[7:18:14 PM] Sam Burkett: love on survivor org? could be!
[7:18:26 PM] Adrian John Dias:

~Chris starts typing the below response when Ryan enters unexpectedly~


[7:18:58 PM] Ryan Quanz: Hey guys
[7:19:00 PM] chris brown: time to turn on my seductivity *bats eye lashes*



[7:19:07 PM] Sam Burkett: LOL
[7:19:10 PM] Sam Burkett: jeez chris
[7:19:11 PM] chris brown: hi quanz!
[7:19:36 PM] Ryan Quanz: You can just call me Ryan Chris
[7:19:41 PM] Adrian John Dias: Ryan, you just walked into seduction 101 with Chris Brown
[7:20:00 PM] chris brown: hi ryan!
[7:20:03 PM] Sam Burkett: i am legit lol haha right now



maybe you had to be there, but Chris typing up that he is batting his eyelashes at Tucker, when a 15 year old boy enters and Chris ends up directing it towards him, is freaking hilarious. ahahahahahaha

[Deleted]

Aw, I'd be so over that if I loved penis, into black guys and not engaged.

[Sam]

Minor details.

[Sam]

Okay so here's my plans for this round.

The main problem is that I haven't talked game with Adrian, Quanz, or Renee yet lol. Chris a little. Really I only talk seriously with Hash, which has to change.

But again, minor details. Here's the plan.

1) Get Adrian and Ryan to use their idols.

2) *BONUS* Get Hash or Chris to use their idol somehow.

3) Renee goes.

I mean here's what it rolls down to. No one has any clue who is going to get votes with all this idol crap. It could be me.

If I vote for Adrian or Ryan, let's be real here, it's probably going to be a wasted vote cause they'll use their idols.

Whereas if I vote for RENEE, then it's for sure +1 counted. (I highly doubt any one will use their idol on Renee this round lol, unless it spreads around a lot that she is a target.)

Which is good if like lots of votes get cancelled and 1 or 2 gets thrown at me from like, Adrian/Ryan/Renee or something.

So like, my plan is to say I'm going to use my idol, and hopefully I say it in a way that they believe it haha.

Then I'm probably going to vote for Renee.

I might also ask Hash to vote for Renee, depending on how crazy he is acting that evening.

Then I have to come up with some scheme to get either Hash or Chris to use their idol. I don't know how I'm gonna pull that one off atm.

Then ideally I'm movin on to merge and 3 idols are off the table!

We'll see. I wanted to talk to Ryan but then he abruptly went to sleep, it's probably his bed time or something lol. Let's see where Chris's head is at.

[Sam]

okayz.

so Hash is about some crazy tie-plan. I don't really care about it unless I'm one of the ones getting votes in the crazy tie-plan, which I won't stand for.

Luckily I talked to Chris about this and it seemed like we are on the same page.

I started our first big game talk with Chris tonight which was a really good idea.

I give it 8/10. It was kind of awkward at times (mostly my fault), but overall it was really productive.

Chris was a bit intense about it all lol which is so dramatically different than his normal fun goofy persona, which made it funnier.

Chris clearly thinks through a lot of things. So does Hash.

Anyway, both Chris and I came to the realization that Renee will likely end up going, which we are both fine with.

We are going to talk to Ryan/Adrian and try and pump info and report back later.

Then also Jeb contacted me and told me some boring details about their tribe and offered me an F4 with me, chris, jeb, and kim. lol i accepted. i place no stock at all in it. i don't really care. but i want alliances with everybody, so yay <3.

so that's good news.

i need to game talk with Renee though next as I haven't yet with her. =)

[Sam]

well I didn't win immunity, but that's not a problem at the moment at all. i just really didn't want renee or hash to get it.

if I won immunity, I might have made a play to get Hash or Chris to use their idol. but I would have probably of had to lie to Hash or Chris to do that, and I'd rather not do that right now.

Now that I don't have it, I'm definitely not going to try and get Hash to play his idol, because then me and Renee are the only ones not Immune.

I need to figure out how I'm going to get people to believe that I'm playing my idol though. current thought is to tell Renee and hope she spills.

[Sam]

woah renee is invisible on skype and talking to hash (and not me). renee is closer to hash than she is to me. NOTED.

[Sam]

also adrian is talking to hash and renee and not me. maybe overthinking, but usually that means he is targeting me and doesn't want to talk to me for that reason. you'd think in his position he would want to talk to everybody.

[Sam]

well this is not good.

chris has immunity.

adrian + ryan are playing idols 90% sure.

hash will probably play his idol, kinda iffy here. either way, adrian told me he is voting for hash, so he DEFINITELY isn't voting for hash.

that leaves me vs. renee.

so either I have to use my idol, or get 3 votes for Renee. i think if it was a tie..... hmm well i would then have to rely on chris and hash not to vote me out when I have an idol.

that's kind of iffy. i mean hash is close to renee too.

hmm. damn i'm trying to get through this round without using an idol. =/ might not be possible.

i strongly hinted to adrian i'm playing an idol. i dunno if that is working or not. so hopefully if he votes not-hash he picks renee and not me.

[Sam]

hash and chris MIGHT keep me in a 3-3 tie me vs. renee. im pretty sure i have more Points or whatever. hash would have to explain to sagar why he voted me out. and chris is in two different alliances with me so he'd have to explain that to two groups lol.

also now i'm not sure i have more Points or whatever. hmm.

[Sam]

omg sorry for all the strategy posts. we need some more fun up in hurr. some real housewives gifs or something.

i just use this place to think about loud. after this i am doing my paper though I PROMISE!!! lol.


so there are a lot of iffs and possibilities and lies and all that jazz.

but here's what i think it boils down to.

adrian and ryan can vote for one of three people:

-sam
-hash
-renee

adrian and ryan are quite scared. if all of their votes are nullified, one of them goes home.

actually, they might not realize this, so i will have to pm adrian about it before he wakes up.

Adrian and I talked a lot. Really the only important thing is this:


Adrian: all you guys would have to do is prevent him from playing his idol
[6:38:53 PM] Adrian John Dias: if he plays his idol, it becomes a revote between you and Renee
[6:40:06 PM] Sam Burkett: i see the hash idol part but i dont see how it would then be me. vs renee in a revote?
[6:40:12 PM] Sam Burkett: sorry all these idols confuse me so much lol
[6:41:00 PM] Adrian John Dias: because we would be immune from the vote for playing an idol
[6:41:30 PM] Adrian John Dias: that means it falls to the people who did not play their idol because they are not immune in any way and someone has to go home
[6:42:21 PM] Adrian John Dias: it makes no sense to have a revote between 3 people who played idols, otherwise, what was the point of the idol then?


it seems to me he doesn't understand the 0-0-0 rule. at the moment, I'm thinking I need him to understand that.

because if he understands that, he'll be more scared of being voted out. (we don't want him to think his vote really doesn't have a consequence, because then he will throw it on whoever).

if he's more scared of being voted out, he's more sure to play his idol AND

he and Ryan are more sure to throw a 'safe' vote onto Renee.

Which is what I want.


at the moment, I'm thinking I can't trust Adrian to vote for Hash. So I'm going to be using my vote effectively, and probably voting for Renee to save myself.

BUT I think I can trust either Adrian or Ryan to vote for Renee, because they think I might use my idol, and I'm pretty sure they think Hash will use an idol (if not, I will try and make them think that too).

So if they think Hash and I are both using an idol

the least they will do is throw 1 vote on Renee

because otherwise all votes could be idol-nullified.

Because in their minds, if it's 1-1 Renee/Sam, well that's fine by them.

But if they try 2-0 Sam, well, I could use my idol so they could lose.

But 1-1 is safe.

And if Renee gets one vote, then she gets my vote, we're piling up there and it should be enough, especially if Chris votes Renee too.

So I think that's the plan. Make them scared enough so that they throw one safe vote onto Renee. Because I'm not willing to risk ANY sort of 0-0-0 tie to get Adrian/Ryan out, and I'm greedy so I don't want to use my idol lol.

The downside to this is that a Kwele could go home over here, and over there. But with all this idol crapola I mean I don't even know if those sides are going to last and it's not like I trust Jeb/Kim that much anywayz. I'll deal with that problem once I get through this TC safe and sound. 0=)