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[Dylan]

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PRE-GAME
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WAKE UP FROM YOUR ETERNAL SLUMBER

Ok, well first off, I have to say thank you for selecting me!




Now to business. Okay tribes are split Americans (boo yah) vs. Non-Americans. I think there is an advantage to us, because we can all be on at the same time. And then after we all stand on our mat, and they all stand on their mat. I kinda stop listening for awhile cuz like HELLO, I'M ON iSURV1VOR. So I look around and get distracted. Then, Sandy is talking about something. And then

<<There is no Redemption Island.
There is no Exile Island.

There are Hidden Immunity Idols... and you each will start off the game owning one. How does this factor into your strategy? We'll see you at your first Immunity Challenge and find out.>>

First of all. NO REDEMPTION ISLAND. Damn. I am a beast at head-to-head.

Then. WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOA. Idols. Thanks, but uh... can these other people not have one? That f's up my strategy man. Now I have to be nice to everyone and TCs will kinda have to be blindsides. We may even have to split the vote every. single. time. Which sucks. We can cause a tie, then go in a re-vote where idols cannot be used. I DONT KNOW. WHO PREPARES FOR THIS SITUATION?



So, everyone checks in, but no one comes on either Skype or AIM. ... Concerning. I want to establish a nice base with everyone but how can I when no one is here. WAKE UP FROM YOUR ETERNAL SLUMBER. PLEASE. KTHX.

I've only spoken to three people. THE GAME STARTS SOON.

Hash - we've established a fairly solid relationship. We're on AIM the most. Talked about likes/dislikes. Yay bonding camaraderie crap.

Sagar - brief convo. So... woo?

Chris - Seems like a cool dude. After like 3 minutes, he's like man you're really cool I like you. And in my head I'm like yeah sucker! But on the outside I'm just like aww thanks you're super cool too. Blah blah blah.

I may be charming, nice, and funny. But I'm just like that to get you to like me so these f*ing idols don't screw me over. I will cut you. Unless we have a F2 or F3 and I think you'll go good on it.

Looking at things, JEB has no f*ing contact besides email. Ugh. Like really!? I WANT FAST EASY ACCESS. NOT WAIT HOURS FOR RESPONSE. He seems fairly egotistical, self-confident. So maybe he can be good in challenges. Idk.

The others are all like one post wonders and no show on AIM/Skype. So high hopes? Not really.

The other tribe looks like they will have a Canadian Alliance. More like Ontario alliance but whatev. I don't have to speak to any of them for awhile. Although, some of them I want in my bed So sexy.

Also, speaking of AMERICA F* YEAH. I know Tucks from the GB and Brit is from Canada. SANDY YOU BETTER BE SUPPORTING US AMERICANS. WHERE YOU FROM YO.