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Post by JEB on Nov 10, 2012 18:49:13 GMT -5
So, JEB -- the JEBster, the JEBman, ol' JEB-a-roonie -- has finally arrived! It's been years and year since I've been on this proboard shit, but I suppose I will get back used to it like the good old days.
I must say though, I LOVE that we have our own private confessionals. I will personally probably have 1,000,000 posts before I'm eliminated, just because I LOVE to gloat about how fucking fabulous I am. I usually would just gloat outwardly in public, and even though it's hurt my game many of times, but I simply can't help giving myself credit for my ORG-prowess, especially since nobody else ever wants to give me credit for it. I'm warning you though, you may find me obnoxious talking about myself all the damn time in my confessionals, but hey... whatev! So, yeah... this confessional thing is flawless. Major plus, hosts!
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Post by JEB on Nov 10, 2012 19:02:43 GMT -5
So, it's been forever since I've played games with people I don't know, which kind of puts me on edge a bit. I'd rather be playing with some flaming twat that I cannot stand than with a complete stranger. Better the devil you know, right? The people I do know are Renee, who I have never actually been aligned with, ever. I think I may have actually voted her out a couple of times in different games, but never had an actual conversation with her, so I'm not exactly sure how she'll perceive me.
The second person I know being Kim-motherfucking-Pratner, AKA my right hand lady. She is my ride or die nigga, I know I can trust her 1,000% and she will never deceive me or do me wrong. I like Kim a lot because she's loyal as hell, smart, and not afraid to pop off on a bitch -- she's like a hick-sounding, vagina wearing version of me, which I adore. It could be me vs. everyone in the game and I know she'll still snatch a bitch's weave if they bad-mouth me.
As for everyone else, I've only just started talking to them. Hash is okay, Sagar is kind of dull, and Sam is so far kind of cool. I'm being as friendly as I possibly can be, but don't want to get OVERLY friendly because I know myself, and I know that at least 2/3 of this cast will absolutely hate me by the end of this season, so that's that. BUT, on another note, I must say, what the fuck is up with the total babe drought on my tribe? The only half-appealing person (from the photos above) is Hash, while the other tribe gets Tomas, Jose, and Adrian; three pieces of fine fine ass (again, judging by solely the photos above). I must say, hosts, if I didn't have Kim on my tribe, I would say you were trying to deprive me of happiness.
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Post by Adrian on Dec 20, 2012 13:24:13 GMT -5
^^^
That was pretty funny. I was kinda switched off by your antics at the challenges and perceived animosity towards our tribe, but you seem pretty funny. Who knows... if my "fine fine ass" was on your tribe at the start we might have formed an alliance.
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